George Bush s-a saturat de el! (partea 1)

In urma solicitarilor primite la redactie, am renuntat pentru cateva minute la menta, am pus mana pe pixuri si pe biletele de avion si am tars o fuga pana in USA. Motivul? Sa realizam un interviu cu fostul si inca actualul chiarias de la Casa Alba, inegalabilul homo sapiens si atat al Americii, dl George Dabaliu Bush. Iata interviul realizat ieri pe messenger:

SAV: Mister Bush, now that you've lost your chair at the White House, what future plans do you have?
GWB: I have no planes, just an helicopter. But, is it fast. Very fast.

SAV: OK, but what about politics? Will you retire from the public life and take care of your business?
GWB: Yes, I hope not. Or maybe I will...

SAV: What?
GWB: Retire.

SAV: I understand... For a moment i thought you...
GWB: Who, me? Never! Not until that big fat and ugly sun on the beach

SAV: Son of a beach...
GWB: Yeah, son of a Saudi beach, Obama bin Laden will pay for it's crimes against God.

SAV: You mean, Osama'
GWB: Obama, Osama, who the JFK makes a difference?

SAV: I think, the people made that difference when they voted for Obama. By the way, what do you think about the first afro-american president?
GWB: Afro? Where? I didn't even noticed. I thought he's just eco friendly and choses not to waste water... Oh, I'm so surprized, is he aware of that?

SAV: What? That he is black?
GWB: Yes...

SAV: Mister Bush, let's change the subject. How do you see America?
GWB: Oh, well, this is my favourite topic. America is the most beautifull country in the world, home of the brave and land of the free. I learned this at the White House: everything is free in here. And the Country.... oh, what a miracle... We are even World Champions at Baseball for the entire history. Aren't we great?

SAV: Ok, i get it. But what about the financial crisis that hit US?
GWB: There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk -- that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras -- it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments. Except that, the economy is growing, productivity is high, trade is up, people are working. It's not as good as we'd like, but -- and to the extent that we find weakness, we'll move.

SAV: Move where?
GWB: I dont know but, when I will leave the White House I will move to Kentucky.

SAV: Why? Is there anything special in K?
GWB: Of course, KFC. They made those spicy chicks... oh my God, that's why we fight in Afganistan, to bring them fried chicken.

SAV: But at what a price...
GWB: Oh, nothing, less than a dollar per chick

SAV: No, i mean in human lives...
GWB: What? A chicken doesn't live that much!

SAV: Ok, change the subject. Despite criticism you've managed to rule the world's biggest country. What are your greatest doings in these 8 years? Besides the wars, the lost lives and the fall of Wallstreet?
GWB: We've got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood, We got plenty of money in Washington... and I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. So long as I'm the president, my measure of success is victory -- and success. Besides, removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever.

Sfarsitul primei parti. Atentie! Unele texte contin chiar cuvintele lui GWB, restul sunt pura intamplare si sunt datorate unui virus recent aparut in redactie. Virusul nu are insa legatura cu prostia si a fost creat de programatori inteligenti din Tailanda.